TMI???

     Ok, so I debated writing this for a while, then decided what the hell. Male readers, you may want to stop reading now.

     I get yeast infections.  I’ve always gotten yeast infections. I’m ‘prone’. So prone in fact, that I get them with my period. When my hormones go awry, my pH balance does as well. There is the argument that they’re caused by my job, ie excessive friction and so forth. I will definitely agree that my job does not help, however this had been going on since I was a teenager. Just never this frequent. For those of you who do not know what a yeast infection feels like, stick a pinecone in your gotch. Add cottage cheese. Blam-O! Awesome sexy times. They take me out of commission for about a week. I don’t want to tell you how much money that is.

      December I had finals, I was ‘ill’ (see above) and I went away for Christmas. January; I was away for a week and also slowest month ever. February, I was ‘ill’ again, work started to pick up, however tuition is due, as well as a car insurance bill from a little incident back in November. March, I’m ‘ill’ again! Broke doesn’t even begin to describe. However it is why there has been a lack of stories lately. Lack of jobs. It’s a sad state of affairs, my friend.

     And for those who have all the tips and tricks, yes, I’m taking two different kinds of probiotics, and eating more yogurt and I’m cutting sugar and wheat out and I’m wearing granny panties (whilst not working) and looser fitting jeans.