Joon

            ‘I'm starting to get resentful of my room mate. It seems that she has become a professional rich person. She gets paid to be wined and dinned and comes home with beer and roses. She doesn't even have to put out. I hate her.’

            “Please tell me that’s going in your blog,” She said.

            “Fuck no, it’s going on my facebook.”

            Joon is an opera singer, and a major part of her job is to smooze money out of the rich folk of this fine metropolis we live in.

            “You realise,” I said to her as we headed to a house party, “That if we told people the truth, that you were an opera singer, and I was a prostitute, people would think we’re liars?”