Thursday, November 14, 2013

Vindicated

Ok, So this is quickly becoming a dead horse which I chose to continue to beat. And beat I shall!!! Hanging out at the STI clinic again. You know. Cause it's where the cool kids hang out. I'm chatting it up with my nurse. Firstly, I love how they treat my job like it ain't no thing. I never bring it up but when they ask how many partners I've had since my last visit, my standard answer is "lots".
Then the job topic comes up. We were talking about the types of sex I have, and I answer, "Vaginal and oral"
"Not anal?"
"No." Mostly true. True enough that it doesn't need to be talked about.
"And you use condoms?"
"Always. Well, during vaginal, and when I go down on him. Not when he goes down on me."
"Really?" She asked. Not like she didn't believe me, just more as an exclamation. "I find girls who work in the sex industry are such sticklers for condoms. Much more than the general population. Women who are having one night stands never use condoms when giving oral "
"Like ever? Zero?"
"Zero," She tells me with her serious face. "Not one."
"Well that's funny 'cause I don't use a condom when it's oral with a personal partner. I know, I'm a hypocrite."
"See!" She said, proving her point.
I don't know why. I know how STI's work. I know it's not a trust or intimacy issue. I just think work cock is the most disgusting thing in the world, and there's no way one could pay me enough to put my mouth on it. Swallowing is an intimacy thing for me and I would never trust a client to pull out. I was out on a two girl call a little while ago (two girls and one guy) and she let him come other chest. We were both lying on our backs, side by side with him kneeling over top of her when he squirted his sticky white puss all over her chest and she rubbed it around her breasts. I caught a whiff of it and literally nearly puked. That's how I feel about strange cum. I have made great strides to get over my cumphobia, but I'm not there yet.
"However, thinking of us as being conscientious is one way of thinking about it," I said wanting to bring it back to that topic, "but if they are health conscious then they show up here and take care of themselves. If they're not then you don't see them and who knows what they're doing."
"True," She acknowledged.
She had me scoot a bit, but my hamster was running.
"Since we're making generalizations about the sexual health of girls in the industry..." I said as she swabbed, "Would you say that girls in the industry are generally more or less healthier?"
"More," She said without skipping a beat. "They may be having more sex, but they tend to be a lot more careful."

VINDICAAAAAAAAAAAATED!!!!

I WIN SUCKAS!!!

I'm so self righteous about this. I love going to the clinic. They're so great there. Even since my last blog post I had another play partner decline claiming fear of STI's. I kind of want to take this and rub this in all of their faces, but the truth is, none of them are worth it.

1 comment:

  1. I believe it. Before I started seeing professionals I never used a hat.

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